[GEEK OUT] Shine-O-Matic Helps You Creep like Jack Torrance Did In ‘THE SHINING’

It’s Friday. You are ready to cut loose. If you are reading this at work, why not print and hang this up for some humor.

Thanks to Us Vs. Th3m, they have a nice little toy called the Shine-O-Matic that won’t drive you insane on customizing your own “All Work and No Play make [INSERT NAME] a dull boy/girl” manuscript.

Laugh at the co-workers that find this on your copier. Make a cover sheet for that TPS report and put it on top of this wonderful manuscript to make them really worry about you. If you are at home, just leave it laying around on a table. If you want to put your favorite baseball bat near by for added effect, feel free!

Click here to customize your own All Work & No Play Manuscript

Andy Triefenbach is the Editor-in-Chief and owner of DestroytheBrain.com. In addition to his role on the site, he also programs St. Louis' monthly horror & exploitation theatrical midnight program, Late Nite Grindhouse. Coming from a household of a sci-fi father and a horror/supernatural loving mother, Andy's path to loving genre film was clear. He misses VHS and his personal Saturday night 6 tape movie marathons from his youth.

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